1) This pink shirt brought to you by H&M. The photo brought to you by Andrea, my fabulous coworker. The exhaustion-chic look brought to you by CorporateLand. Gas station in background brought to you by Exxon.

2)Last night at Science Club was definitely different. There were few enough people around that I got a little experimentational with the music, kept changing the mood around. It was fun, light….I was definitely picking the songs for their words in some cases. I don’t believe it’s a bad thing to experiment. Not at all. Besides, if you don’t, you’ll never know for sure. And believe it or not I actually got Rex to say that a song I played by iiO was “sexy”. Surprise #1.

3) Surprise #2….The Rex Monday landed a PERFECT mix out of my drop of “Kitty Box” by Lil’ Kim. I was shocked and awed. Seriously, when someone pulls off a perfect mix, I don’t care how drunk or sober you are, it sounds tight. And he sounded tight. So he can’t ever call himself a hack again cuz I heard proof. SO THERE, REX MONDAY!!! HA!!

4) I am eating a turkey sammich with everything on it…and drinking a Coke. For breakfast. Chances are whatever I was drinking last night…is still there. I have absolutely no motivation to be doing anything now but stuffing my face and writing this. I am not surprised by this nihlistic feeling. (Tiernan at Science Club introduced me to a new drink called the FB Special. Discuss.)

5) “I traded fame for love without a second thought. It all became a silly game. Some things cannot be bought. I got exactly what I asked for…wanted it so badly. Running, rushing back for more…I suffered fools so gladly. And now I find I’ve changed my mind.”    quote of the day, by Madonna

6) My boyfriend’s birthday is on Saturday and I just don’t know what to get for the man who wants a low-key nothing-day. I’ve thrown around some ideas, so I may just have to bring in the girls *cough* to see what they think. ……ok I wrote another sentence after that but I erased it. Who am I kidding, I’ve already decided what I’m getting him I just have to do it. I just hope that they have it in stock…..shit, I didn’t think about that one did I?  LOL!!

7) Someone is leaving our company today. We’re going to miss him.  He’s moving to North Carolina. In a goodbye card he gave to me, he says that I truly taught him how Macs are better than PCs…and that through me he got to taste some of the best teas in the world. I feel all warm and fuzzy now.

8)Â Must…stop…chewing…pens….

9) Between #’s 5 and 8, I actually picked up the birthday pwesent. I think he’s gonna like it. But ya never know.

10) Boyfriend and I are going out to meet Rex and Mr. Hottie Bartender Hunk tonight at Remingtons. Maybe we’ll see you there!!

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This album is FINALLY AVAILABLE ON iTunes. Click Here To Purchase

The Rex Monday, my music partner in The Vodka Manx….is going to verbally chew me out for even thinking to mention this to you, my readers. But it’s ok. Chew away, Rex. Chew. Away.

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Client: *says company*

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Me: Which city, please?

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Client: Well when he logs in, and you go to choose the city for your search, it’s blank. And other fields are blank too.

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Me: Which user, please?

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Me: Ok, I see the account here. Have you tried clearing the cache?

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Client: …umm…….how do I do that?

— “Relax, Rewind!” —

This neat little combination of new and old tracks is a response to the recent rain that has flooded Washington, DC. We here at the Subway State Lounge hope you enjoy it. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TRACK LISTING. The iTunes link is soon to come. iTunes takes forever to post. It’s perfect for being rained in or rained out.

And don’t forget this Thursday…A-Ron & The Rex Monday are gonna knock your socks off again if you’re willing to brave the weather.

See you at Science Club!!

I’ll go the way of Mr. Horse on Ren & Stimpy…..”yes sir, I like it…”

George Michael, Â “An Easier Affair”

Well at least now I have some validation on how the both of us work. And if I pay $5 it will even tell me if we are marriage material….

Hit me back and tell me what YOU are in the Comments section.

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Me: Click here. This guy TOS…who I’m not sure that I’ve met….had it on his blog.

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Boyfriend : I’m an INFP.

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Me: Direct contrast.  Why did I see that coming…? I’m ENFJ.

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Boyfriend : Haha. I’m a healing idealist.

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Me: I’m a deep-thinking, non-manipulative instigator.

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Boyfriend : …

[1120AM] Latty: I have decided to become a Gay Rights Activist.

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[1122AM] Me: What is it…..with my ex-boyfriends….that make them want to save the world all of the sudden? Is it me??
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[1122AM] Latty: I don’t know…but I am changing my name to Martin Luther Queen.
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[1122AM] Me: ROFL!!!!! You should make a blog so I can link you…cuz this conversation is getting posted.  Why??
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[1123AM] Latty: Oh I always wanted to be a mega-star in the Subway State!  But check this out…I was riding the bus home from work on friday night and I was really tired so I thought I would sit in the back. Well this baptist lady came up to me and demanded I get up so that she could have my seat. I was just sitting around my apartment saterday night with some friends and the idea popped into my head. Martin Luther Queen.
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[1124AM] Me: Oh…my….  That’s too much.
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[1129AM] Latty: I think it started when we were naming the worst drag names ever and I came up with my alter-ego Katrina Victims…
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[1129AM] Me: Ya remember the part where I told you I was the evil one? I take it back.
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[1129AM] Latty: LOL! Thanks.  *shines crown*
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[1130AM] Me:Â What kind of nicknames, so I can snicker and get the crown back?
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[1130AM] Latty: Damanda Answer…. Helena Handbasket…. Sofanda Vodka…. Eva Ore…
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[1130AM] Me: I take it back. The crown is yours.
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[1132AM] Latty: And as my first royal order, you should really eat something more substantial than hotdogs and beans for breakfast.
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[1134AM] Me: What are you talking about?! It’s extra yummy goodness.
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[1134AM] Latty: I guess it is almost an English breakfast….
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[1135AM] Me: THANK you. That was the point. At least you picked up on that part.
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[1135AM] Latty:Â Oh and If you do post the begining of this conversation and you decide to use Mutts Icons I would prefer to be Shtinky Pudding.
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[1135AM] Me: Consider it done!!!
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Special Thanks To P. McDonnell for creating Mutts, the best comic-strip EVER!!!