So yesterday I had to do a little walking in the city. I was wearing lifts in the boots I had on, with two pairs of socks. This had me walking right on the edge of the lift, on the front portion of my foot – the ball of my foot below the toes.
I was outside smoking a cigarette today and I was cold and shivering and my friend said “jump up and down or something”. I said no, and explained that I had been walking about yesterday a lot…”so my balls hurt and I won’t be jumping”.
I totally meant my feet, not my nuts. But there is your quote of the day.